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Everyone Laughs

by Powerwasher

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1.
I was only what I was meant to be Paths of least resistance and spaces to hide between Vacant storefronts, tinted windows, overgrown weeds A fluid situation, but I digress Pack a black bag with the absolute necessities Empty your bank account Put your hard drive in the microwave Attempt to blend in with the features of the native landscape Await directives in the mail Steady now, motion attracts the eye I was only what I was meant to be Pockets of resistance entombed beneath Vacant storefronts, tinted windows, overgrown weeds Countless vantage points in empty buildings
2.
Surrounded by these people that I do not care about Exchange our pleasantries, I watch your spittle spraying out I always drop my smile the moment you turn around I’m living in this filth I’ll get the fuck out of this town Let's buy some guns and ammunition and a house out in the sticks A year’s supply of dry goods, bunker down in the basement I’ll scavenge for supplies, you keep an eye out for the pigs If anyone approaches POWERWASH away their sins! POWERWASH ME!
3.
One hand intertwined with the other Just a moment if you’d be so kind You slyly ask if there’s a reason that I’m nervous And close the distance as the rain subsides You bite your lip into a smile And gaze intently into my eyes And lurking underneath your coy look of apprehension Lies the ravenous void of unwavering emptiness Please stop smiling at me Please stop laughing at my jokes I’ve had such a great time But I think I'd rather go I’ve been here for too long I really think I’ve had enough It’s been years Can I buy you lunch I place one foot before the other Pivot on my heels and try to flee It was pleasure running it you You close the distance I’d rather keep You bare your teeth into smile And gaze hungrily into my eyes Beneath the serene waters of your calm expression Lies the ravenous void of unwavering emptiness Pleasure running into you You look great A trick of the light A flick of the wrist I can’t get it right I’m crossing the street Your eyes are a blue million miles Of ocean gyres and angler fish A trick of the light A flick of the wrist I can’t get it right I’m crossing the street
4.
I’m watching Uninterrupted feeds of catastrophes I want my LiveLeak streams in 1080p Cause HD executions make for great television I feel a dubious buzzing in my nucleus accumbens I bombard my limbic system with the extremes of repugnance Here’s a rerun with a bandsaw and some pliers in a dungeon If you play this game you won’t last three minutes Here’s the intended victim of the greater algorithm Eighteen to twenty-five male that exists in the collision Of ads for anime merch, news of drone strikes on civilians Collateral damage is just good business I’m watching a popcorn flick Bleary vision, saved you a click Death by drowning, met gala fits Body cam footage, top 20 cooking tips Number twelve will blow your mind Viewers save 30 percent for a limited time I’m vacantly grazing on our imminent demise I’ll watch a stranger striptease, I’ll watch somebody die Torrent terabytes of files, tax evasion exposé Drop a like, leave a Bitcoin address for the PLA Engagement metrics, waifu fanart Newly uncovered unmarked mass graves Same time, same channel I’ll tune in every day Same time / same channel I’m watching the end of my life I’ve got front row seats to what seems to be the end of times Maybe I’ll watch that film you recommended But I’ll probably lay in bed staring through my phone I must have missed your message You know I’m lying, you know I’ve seen it Your calls are very important to me Please hold
5.
Catalog 02:46
Find myself in a five-piece bedroom set See me reflected in matching stainless appliances I wanna Iwantiwantiwantiwantiwantiwant- I wanna do a bad job Square meals, great deals, summer savings on an automobile Slanted porch, old couch, ‘just spitting in a dead dog’s mouth ANFO, landfills, advertisements and the urge to kill I wanna Iwantiwantiwantiwantiwantiwant- I wanna do a bad job
6.
Wish I could remember when I could situate myself in a coherent sequence of events I wish I still could remember when Now the grass has already grown over his grave It looks a bit greener over there Condolences and clichés Unfortunate girl, she’s seen better days Wish I could stick around but I still got bills to pay Wish I could remember when I could situate myself in a coherent sequence of events I wish I still could remember when I wish I still could, but I repeat myself The grass has already begun to grow over his grave So much greener over there Under the condolences and clichés Unfortunate girl, we’ve all seen better days Wish I could stick around but I got bills to pay A two bedroom house feels so much bigger as of late A leading role, out of focus, out of frame I thought I saw you standing in the produce section In waiting rooms and magazines but I repeat myself
7.
TM 31-210 03:05
Cleaning up my act again Time to get in shape I keep my home in perfect order I’m just tripping over my laces No thanks, I don’t touch the stuff Haven’t in days It’s only inertia but it feels like I’m finally going places Scrape the grime out from my nails Splash some water on my face Personal hygiene is very important Be sure to make a good first impression I’m buttoned up, dressed to the nines My brain is swelling I’m finally leaving the house today I’m armed and dangerous Finally getting my act together Smoke and mirrors and some tricks up my sleeve Picturing you, picturing me Please have a seat if it would put you at ease Do you take card, any card Credit, debit, a mortgage, a lease I hate music forever and ever Consumer comforts and truth in degrees Stunting afflictions, shameful admissions Satisfaction or your money back, guaranteed Initial impressions make making friends easy Begin every day by brushing your teeth I hate music forever and ever I hate music -- a useless endeavor
8.
Stoned 03:03
Dissolving storyline Swimming up backwater creeks Syndicated memory of halcyon days and old money Don’t you know that cowboy twang just comes from the movies A stranger walks into town Mutual combat Cicadas are humming Moss drips off the live oak trees Racking up the numbers of deaths of despair Commodity fetish Contact sports Fast fashion, hydraulic press, add more weight Wax poetic about an open home on the range Slam the screen door Cicadas are humming Moss drips off the live oak trees Racking up the numbers of deaths of despair Grab a beer out the fridge in the garage Call my friend in the big city Material conditions, lackadaisical lack of ambitions Mind your manners, a woman’s intuition Yes, ma’am I should’ve never left the south, should’ve never fled the nest Amber waves crash once they crest And the cowboy twang just comes from the movies
9.
Gussied Up 03:19
I dress up nice in my new suit and tie Gussied up good I clean up well for special occasions I was peeking through the slots of venetian blinds Cautiously observing the passersby When from the corner of my eye I spotted a creature that moved on two legs And took the shape of a man A cold chill rushed down my spine I felt fear Knowing what I had to do, I turned around I fled! Gussied up good Nice day, sun is out I lounge around the house with a gun in my mouth Through every door, a new red room Don't think I'd pay too much per view, would you? An inside joke, incessant whining Comedy is timing and my best days are behind me A new place in a new town Complete your purchase of the farm or get the fuck out I dressed up nice in my new suit and tie Gussied up good I clean up so, so well Gussied up good It comes directly from my heart to yours If I had a good idea I swear I’d let you know I could let you down easily And as I slipped away I could swear there was nothing else you could’ve done I hope they make me look nice for my friends and extended family A pine box and a modest headstone engraved with my name, D.O.B, and probably a few nice words I hope you don’t forget me when I’m dressed up nice in my Sunday best An over-applied perfume They never get the eyes quite right At least the fit is nice You run into someone you haven't seen in years Maybe rekindle an old flame You’ll be hanging around a bit after the ceremony and as the crowd begins to dwindle you make some small talk for an hour or two Then all at once the congregation rises and heads off towards the parking lot And end scene Close the doors Everyone laughs
10.
Entrails 01:56
Lock myself inside I’m willing to wager I could starve myself to death if I tried Picking through the entrails of my yesterday Ashamed to admit how little I’ve changed My nails are growing so I know time must be passing The perennial sameness of each moment elapsed Metastasized weakness I know how it ends but it still makes me cry

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released March 8, 2024

All songs written, performed, and recorded by Powerwasher, except pedal steel on "Stoned" by Xandy Chelmis.
Mixed by Dave Vettraino.
Mastered by Greg Obis.
Artwork by Matthew Reed (@tvbeaches).

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